| Set As Away | Food... it does the body good.
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| Set As Away | They say you snooze you loose. Well... I lost!
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| Set As Away | You must be bored to if you are reading people's away messages. I must be bored if I am telling you how bored you are.
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| Set As Away | Making an offering to the porcelain god... be back in about 20 minutes.
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| Set As Away | I just farted and it stinks so I'm going to be away from the computer until the stench goes away.
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| Set As Away | I'm at my computer right now but I'm just to drunk to type anything meaningful.
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| Set As Away | How dry I am, how wet I'll be, if you don't stop, IMing me. You got offline, now I'm heading for the door... oops it's to late...it's on the bathroom floor.
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| Set As Away | Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
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| Set As Away | Why do people use away messages, they're so stupid!
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| Set As Away | Going to bed to have wet dreams about dirty things... Hey, I can't help it if I dream about doing laundry.
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