| Set As Away | One day I'll be showered with money, and diamonds, but for now I'll just settle for soap and water.
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| Set As Away | I just farted and it stinks so I'm going to be away from the computer until the stench goes away.
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| Set As Away | I'm not talented enough to type and pick my nose at the same time.
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| Set As Away | Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
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| Set As Away | Can you guess what I'm doing? Absolutely nothing... I am so bored.
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| Set As Away | Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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| Set As Away | Today is the tomorrow we worried about yesterday.
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| Set As Away | Officer I swear to drunk I'm not god.
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| Set As Away | ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ
If your wondering where the P is... its about to run down my leg in a second.
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| Set As Away | I'm taking a vertical bath.
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